Do Ladies Really Want a Sensitive Guy?

One of the age old questions…Do women really want a sensitive guy or do they prefer a manly man?

I was talking with one of my friends the other day and the topic of sensitive dudes came up. I asked her flat out, “What would you prefer…a manly man or a sensitive, metrosexual type?” Without hesitation she replied “manly man”. I guess that was the answer I expected, but not with quite as much conviction as she had in her response. Now, I realize that the sample size in my survey is about as small as it can get, but it was enough to pique my interest to make me think more about the topic.

What exactly do women mean when they say “sensitive”?

When I think of a “sensitive” dude, I think of a guy who is socially awkward and has very little in common with any other guys. He’s the guy who says “If she only knew what she was missing” or “What does she see in that guy?”.  He’s the guy who is always in the “friend zone”. The dude who cries at movies or pours his heart out to a girl too soon. The sensitive guy gets attached too quickly and becomes a semi-stalker. A person who writes sappy letters and uses metaphors like “my heart is an ocean” type of shit. Texting all the time…ultra-involved in decisions…worried about what you’re both going to wear to a party. A sensitive guy likes cats and cuddling. His hands are a little limp and he has an opinion on which curtains you buy. He’s the guy that hangs out with mostly girls because he says they “have more in common” …it’s really because his friends aren’t trying to listen to him cry about his ex-girlfriends anymore. I could go on all day.

So Mr. Sensitive…if you’re so great, why are you still single?

I’ll tell you why…because you spend all of your time dreaming and talking about how you are waiting for someone who can appreciate all you have to offer. You just can’t wait for the right woman to sit around a fire with, drinking wine and reading US Weekly and In Touch Magazine. You want to talk about decorating and cheese. You dream of cuddling up with a furry, down comforter and staring at your one true love while she is sleeping, with your chin in your hands thinking “I’m the luckiest guy in the whole wide world”.

Reality check…The lucky lady you’re looking for is already taken by a guy who is sitting in the other room watching Sports Center so the girl you want to stare at while she’s sleeping can be left alone to read Fifty Shades of Grey.

I can’t imagine most women really want that guy. I can understand wanting a guy who is conscious of your feelings, someone who holds the door open for you and someone who is there for you when you’re crying or whatever, but it seems to me that girls have girlfriends for sensitivity. We guys could probably all be a little “more sensitive”, but not “sensitive” as a permanent adjective. I try to be sensitive to my wife’s needs, but the best I can come up with when she’s crying is a hug and to tell her a shower might help (it usually does).

You know what the other problem is with these dudes? They are socially awkward around other couples which can make for some weird times with friends. Make no mistake about it ladies, when you have that guy as your man, the rest of the couples are talking about him behind your back. Things like, “How about so and so…he’s so weird…he’s like having another girl around.” The relationship is doomed and then you’re going to have a stalker on your hands. Late night hang-ups (just so he can hear you say “hello”), sappy text messages, begging for you back…Save yourself…Leave now!

BUT…if you do love him and plan on staying with him (I’m not sure how this could happen), but if it does, I have some advice for him to better fit in with the majority of dudes in social settings. Below are my five tips for fitting in with other non-sensitive guys.

Keep in mind that I don’t consider myself a “manly man”, but more of a “dude’s dude”, a “man of the people” if you will. I’m not into Alpha-Male shit like punching each other in the shoulder, calling each other names to emasculate one another or playing drinking games until I puke. However, I feel that there are certain things all guys should know in order to make their adventures in male, social circles a little easier. After the “How’s work?…What do you do for a living?...How’s the family?”, there is going to be a time when at least one of these topics will be very useful in navigating the dangerous waters of male conversation:

#1 Sports Knowledge- If all else fails, sports are your “go to” topic of conversation. Dudes should know something relevant about sports. At the very least, know who the current world champions are in each of the four major sports (but beware, that is not enough to get you through a whole night of guy conversation). In my opinion, you should allocate at least 15 -20 minutes per day to watching the beginning of Sports Center on ESPN and if you find yourself with nothing to watch on TV, the remote should instantly switch to ESPN until you find something more suitable to your viewing pleasure. I get it…some guys aren’t that interested in sports, but take one for the team for goodness sake…don’t make things uncomfortable for the rest of us guys when we are trying to find common ground with you at a party by your lack of sports knowledge. ***Very Important*** don’t get schooled by a girl who knows more about sports than you…not cool man!

#2 Drinks- It is of the utmost importance to not be caught in front of strangers with a “girly” drink. If you can’t think of a “manly” drink to order, just go with a beer…any beer. You can’t be drinking a Pina Colada in front of new friends unless you are at the beach or poolside…and then it depends on what the rest of the group is drinking…just play it safe and have a beer…any beer. The beauty of a beer is that if you’re liquor knowledge is “suspect”; you can always say “I’m not a big liquor drinker, but I’ll have a beer”.

#3 Home Repair (only a little knowledge is required) - I would like to say that I have more knowledge in this area, but if I’m being honest, my home repair skills are lacking. However, I have learned enough to sound like I know what I’m talking about, which is very important. I know when to chime in and when to play stupid. I also know what most tools are (that helps).  As a guy, we constantly run the risk of saying something just to sound manly, that makes us actually sound the furthest thing from manly. So here’s the deal…if another guy is talking about his current home improvement project, raise your eyebrows and say “wow” or “that sounds like a lot of work” or “better you than me”…any random cliché to allow them to keep talking. NEVER offer your help if you don’t know what you’re doing.

#4 Geography- For me, this goes hand in hand with sports knowledge. Any time somebody tells you where they are from, you should know a little something about the area and which sports teams are from or around there. Geographic knowledge will especially help you with new people and help you find common ground quickly. For example, “I’m from the Cleveland area”…your response should be. “Great area, it would be nice if the Browns and Indians could get it together”. That will buy you at least 5 more minutes of conversation and most likely 10. The best part is you won’t even have to say much because the other guy will do most of the talking since it’s his team. Just nod and agree.

#5 Music Knowledge- Everybody listens to some type of music, but your scope should be broad when it comes to talking music with other guys. The tricky thing is, knowing enough to fit in with any crowd of dudes. That means you need to know at the very least the legends (Beatles, Hendrix, Stones etc.). I’m not saying you need to be able to sing their songs, but if somebody says John Lennon’s name, you better know who he is and that he’s dead. If you’re not very well versed in music, it is very important to mention some obscure bands that only you might know so that you appear smarter than you are. For example, “Lately, I’ve been more into bands like Medeski, Martin and Wood…kind of a fusion vibe”. That will keep the other guys from asking you too many music questions for fear that you know more than them. If you get caught though…take a big ol’ drink of that beer and head for a refill. Hopefully by the time you get back to the conversation it’s about something more in your wheelhouse.

So that’s it…my thoughts on Mr. Sensitive…What are yours?

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Thanks for stopping by! 

KC